I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,

then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and then

You get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no

responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in

spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger

quarters every day, and then you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case !!!

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,

then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and then

You get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no

responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in

spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger

quarters every day, and then you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case !!!

What about the follow up to the twinkle in your father's eye?

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,

then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and then

You get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no

responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in

spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger

quarters every day, and then you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case !!!

this is a bit like man's eternal dilemma

he spends nine months trying to get out and the rest of his life tring to get back in