The Love Dress

[kurgen]

A woman stopped by unannounced at her married son's house. She rang the doorbell

and walked in. She was shocked to see her

Daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and

the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law

answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. This is my love dress," the

daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no

end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly

becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on

her best perfume, dimmed t he lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch

waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in

and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

[kayo]

A woman stopped by unannounced at her married son's house. She rang the doorbell

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

[suegha]

An oldie, but a goodie!