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A couple of new recruits are out in the woods on manouvers when one of them falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head,in fact he looks quite dead

His mate whips out his mobile and calls the emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help.

First, let's make sure he's realy dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line.

He says: “OK, now what?"

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