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Certainly not me but I got a good laugh..

"I picked my nose and had nowhere to put it, so I put it back up my nose".

Gawd....

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Sat on my front porch in Pattaya, in the shade as my wife hacked down that palm tree limb she'd been nagging me about for a week.

I asked her to come fan me with it.

She threatened to beat me in the head with it instead.

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Needed to blow my nose one night in bed. Half asleep I reached for the box of tissues on my bedside table and knocked it on the floor. Couldn't quite reach it so blew my nose on the t shirt I was wearing. Must admit this was in my youth and not as a married man.

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i dont wear underwear *giggles* and do not change my shorts for 3-5 days

May I take you out to an expensive restaurant often?

You pay!

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Really ashamed to admit... but since my husband's been abroad on mission... I just cover up my side of the bed in the morning before I leave for work... my domestic worker comes in on a Monday to spring clean so I strip my bed and and go to work. She washes the bedding and remakes the bed. And I'm good for anther week giggle.gif

I hope hubby never finds out coz I blast him when he does thischeesy.gifcheesy.gif . He normally makes the bed when he's home because he gets home before me in the afternoon... He will be home in 2 weeks so it will be his job again Lbiggrin.png L

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