jaywalker Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I'll start. I bought some plastic, fake dog poop and put it in the refrigerator. It was actually in my beer refrigerator, separate from the main one. It took about 3 days & I had forgotten about it til one evening I was in the pool & here she comes, about to puke, holding that piece of plastic like it was a nuclear bomb, all wrapped in paper towels & handed it to me, saying "Make me sick!". I got one of the best laughs of my life out of that piece of fake doggy doo. It's still funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pib Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I married her....I'm still laughing...but she's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Not me on her, the other way around. years ago now. I passed out, unfortunately, extremely drunk one early evening. (long story short, I helped a friend move and he paid me in beer and whisky) . she was not impressed as we had said we were gonig to her Mum's that night. I woke up the next morning , err, a bit dazed and offered to buy her breakfast of her choice. In gettingf ready, I happened to look in the mirror and there I was , resplendent, in her underwear, including a bra, heavily made up and looking like a skinny, white katoey. How she laughed. So did I till she told me she had the photos. I think she still has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Flint Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I told my partner i was skint, after 9 years i told her i was very rich, put a big smile on her face, until i said i was trading her in for a younger model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelomsak Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I have one I pull on her when she isnot aware. All of a sudden I will start going on like I am so worried I say things like" OH I forgot to do again" "How could I forget" " why do I forget so easy" The wife gets excited and wants to help with the problem and asks me "What did you forget" I look at her and tell her "I forgot to tell you I love you" She laughs and usually throws something soft at me like a pillow. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldozer Dawn Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I faked an orgasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Married my mrs and she laughed all the way to the bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bung Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 I had mine in the shops and noticed a new machine to scan things and check the price. I told her you speak to it and ask a question, it will answer. Off she goes and bends over talking into it asking where something is in the store. My son and i had a good laugh over that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtramsbottom Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 You guys are hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 I told the wife that the only way to get the chickens to come to you was to flap your arms and cluck. The neighbours got a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtramsbottom Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 ^That's so funny ,imagine it .I've just nearly bust a rib. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMartinHandyman Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 She waited to startle me when I opened the bathroom door after showering one night. We had a great laugh and I walked towards the bedroom as she went in to shower. I waited until the bathroom door closed and hid in the smallest space behind somethings near the bedroom door and waited to return the prank. When I quietly said "Hi Honey" she hit the deck laughing and crying at the same time. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickstand Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Wife's birthday is on new years. Took her to Las Vegas. Told her I called ahead and arranged a party for her. Got there on new years eve and a party was in full swing. For four hours she believed it was for her. Until midnight. She was new to the us and thought you could do stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishcarlos Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I married her....I'm still laughing...but she's not. Oh yes she is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I told her during a power failure that in the US we all keep botteld electricity so if the power goes out we dont run out...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 She waited to startle me when I opened the bathroom door after showering one night. We had a great laugh and I walked towards the bedroom as she went in to shower. I waited until the bathroom door closed and hid in the smallest space behind somethings near the bedroom door and waited to return the prank. When I quietly said "Hi Honey" she hit the deck laughing and crying at the same time. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk If I hid somewhere waiting for my wife to come out the bathroom I'd miss two meals and a sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMartinHandyman Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Time was lengthy curled up in a sweaty ball with the a/c on the other side of the wall. Luckily it wasn't her coffee scrub, yogurt splash, lime juice in hair or some other beauty regime night. I do enjoy the proceeds of her efforts! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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