Pond Dipping

[Wellington]

> > OLD MEN...> >>

> The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with>picnic>tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach>trees.>

> The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was>built.> >> >

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it>over>He hadn't been there for a while.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket to>bring> > back some fruit.> >> > As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.> >

> > As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping>in> > his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.> >>

> At once, they all went to the deep end.> >> > One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you>leave."> >> >

The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young>ladies>swim Naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked.">

>> > Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."> >>

> Moral: Old men can still think fast!> >> >

[Khun Yak]

nice one...

[suegha]

nice one...

Nice one indeed!

Yo Khun Yak, where have you been?