Joke

[Simbo]

I man went to the dance hall hoping to get laid. Not having much luck and nearing the end of the night, he found himself talking to a very fat girl. She told him she came every week and had never been with a man. As she was interesting to talk to, the man found himself strangely attracted to her, so asked if he could take her home, a request she gratefully accepted.

She lived in a small bedsit and very soon they were preparing for bed. God, she is big, he thought seeing her naked, but what the ######, any port in a storm, he climbed aboard.

after making love with her for a few minutes, he reached for the light cord, switching it off. " why did you do that?" she asked, " is it because I'm fat and ugly and you can't stand looking at me?" " No, it's not that" he replied," the light bulb was burning my arse"

[Padkapow Guy]

same thing happen to me except it wasn't the light bulb , it was the ceiling fan!

Yikes!