Warning: Thai women are telepathic

[Gecko123]

They can read your mind.

They know what you are thinking before you do.

They are very skilled at hiding these powers.

Do not be fooled or taken in.

Avoid direct eye contact.

You have been warned.

[Crazy chef 1]

Thanks mate...I never knew how my wife could know when payday is....

[TuskegeeBen]

Excellent

[spiritrace]

The fact that my Thai wife cannot manipulate me drives her crazy....The secret? I have no brain.....

[cornishcarlos]

My wife definitely has witch like powers !!

[nikmar]

funny you said that....

Last week Mrs Nik informs me that Mother is coming to stay awhile. Then looked at me for a few seconds and then "I CAN HEAR WHAT YOU ARE THINKING!!!"

spooky.

[sipi]

Years ago I was eyeing off a piece at work. Just harmless fun, as you do.

Next thing I get a text from the Mrs "Behave yourself".

[WitawatWatawit]

Old news, sorry. I knew from the day that I met her that my ex-wife was telepathetic. It's why I came to hate the soaps.

[jaywalker]

Ahh the trick is to outsmart them.....difficult, but it can be done, though one risks life & limb in the process.

My wife was chopping down a palm tree limb once (all 150 cm & 45 kg of her), and I'd been watching too much Spartacus.

I was sitting in the shade, drinking a beer, and asked her to come fan me with it.....like the slave girls do on Spartacus.

She brought the limb to the porch alright, and threatened to beat me in the head with it!

Edited November 6, 2015 by jaywalker

[jaywalker]

Oh yeah, they have memories like elephants too.

I spent the night with a Soi Cowboy gal once. She had this cute little anklet with bells on it. She jingled & jangled everywhere she walked.

About two years later, I walked by her on Sukh. and she was still wearing her bells. She remembered like it was yesterday.

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FUNNY STORY.......I used to use my buddy's apt on Walking Street when he was out of town at the Windy Inn.

The night shift desk lady was fat as hell and BUTT-UGLY, but sweet as pumpkin pie. I'd always flirt with her a bit and she enjoyed the hell out of that.

I had never seen her in anything but her hotel uniform.

A couple years later I bumped into her on the street & she squealed out my name to the top of her lungs and gave me a big hug.

I had NO IDEA who she was, and ye olde' brain was saying "Crimony????"

At first I figured she was an old barfine, but it just did NOT compute. This gal was RUFF looking. I was wracking my brain, and saying a silent prayer "Please God tell me I never bar-fined this creature".

After I figured out she was just an old friend of the platonic nature, I slid back towards the land of the living, as she brought me quite close to having a heart attack.

Edited November 6, 2015 by jaywalker

[SantiSuk]

Delete Thai. women have telepathic powers.

Women read faces and emotions - they are the child rearers. Men read maps - they are the hunter gatherers. Desmond Morris stuff - has an element of truth I guess!

[pgrahmm]

And they have tele-phonic friends - that you have never met or seen.....armed with caneras....

It is amazing to experience it.....Mine never calls while I'm out and about.....A couple of times my eyes and thoughts wandered/strayed - and sure enough - a phone call.....

[AhFarangJa]

Mine is definitely TELE - pathic, always in front of it....She is also:-

Som Tam - pathic

Sticky Rice - pathic,

Thai Soap - pathic.

Magazine - pathic.

White Skin Coffee - pathic.

But we still luv em