Suegha, me ol' regal tiger!

I was wondering, you know how you always reply to jokes with the

"oldie but goldie" or something similar ????

yeah...?

Well, I was wondering, if maybe it isn't you who's a wee bit oldie but goldie..... ???

Older than you, but only a wee tiny tiddly bit older than me...

Maybe I have been around for too long, but I love to see old jokes recycled! Does that mean that the ones I see as old, the oh so young kayo hasn't heard yet???

To Patsy, am I a bit older than you?

Okay Patsy, I have just read your profile. I am a tad older than you are. Bugger!

but your tiger's still pretty.

Nah, most jokes havebeen my way a few times...

Bartending and all that...

Rare is the new joke.

I think it's a couple of years or so older!! Do I have a profile? must check it and change a few details. I am now a nubile 22 year old!!!

I think it's a couple of years or so older!! Do I have a profile? must check it and change a few details. I am now a nubile 22 year old!!!

Patsy, click your username. There's not much info there, but your birthday is! Also, why don't you get a nice avatar?

To kayo, been a bartender means that you hear every joke re-told and re-jigged. I like jokes when they are fresh, ie dealing with something current. A few years ago when viagra came on the market, a guy on a course I was running in Liverpool said:

"Did you know you can get viagra eye drops in Liverpool? So you can look dead hard!"

This made me spew my coffee all over the table!

Edit, ps Patsy, one year older!

Your wish granted, Suegha!