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Patty and Johnny were driking at the pub.

Patty says to Johnny if we take the Guiness factory tour we get free beer at the end of the tour.

Well what are we waiting for replys Johnny.

Unfortunately there was a terrible accident on the tour and Patty gets killed.

Johnny goes to Patty's house to tell his wife what happened.

He tells her that Patty fell into a vat of Guiness and drowned.

She asks Johnny is he was in pain or suffered.

"I don't think so" says Johhny, "he got out of the vat 3 times to pee before he drowned."

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