Comments By Patients During Colonoscopies

[alvino]

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were

quite humorous.....

A physician claimed that the following are actual

comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing

their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone

before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not

up there?"

[cowboygwe]

12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not

up there?"

My favorite

[Phano]

Spooky stuff.......... Johnnie Cochran died of cancer and here I am laughing at NO. 9!!