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An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time

decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked

and tied a lemon between her legs.

When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"

She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."

Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark

raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.

The old woman says, you're going out like that?" and he replies,

"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.

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