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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they

were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can

have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land,

for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped

home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,

when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days

later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.

totster :o

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