10 Most Bizarre Murder Weapons

OK I must rid the house of all my 5" stilletos, picle jars, poisoned vaginas, my electric guitar must go,

my big booby girlfriend who wears the 5" stilletos, plays the electric guitar loves picles and has a poisoned vagina,,

hey will i be living under a rock,, maybe have to.

I'm a bit suspicious of the array of herbs my Thai g/f grows in her garden - maybe I should hire a food taster from the village..... Just joking.

The last one left me feeling sad and angry.