Why I Fired My Secretary

[Rdrokit]

Why I fired my Secretary.

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well

waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning,

let alone " Happy Birthday."

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you,

but the kids.... They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,

"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! "

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door

and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside,

and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch,

just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing

I've heard all day. Let's go !"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.

She chose instead at a quite bistro with a private table.

We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a

beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind ?"

She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,

" Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom

for just a moment. I'll be right back."

"Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,

after a couple of minutes, she came out

carrying a huge birthday cake ..

Followed by my wife,

my kids,

and dozens of my friends

and co-workers,

all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked.

[LaoPo]

Why were you sitting NAKED....?

Don't tell me you were planning to have a nice Birthday-shag...do you?

So, why fire her.....

LaoPo

[kayo]

well laopers, he had to fire her, cos she got his hopes up, and istead managed to arrange his pending divorce for him...

DoH!

It's a good one!

[mocean]

Good one!

[LaoPo]

well laopers, he had to fire her, cos she got his hopes up, and istead managed to arrange his pending divorce for him...

DoH!

It's a good one!

Don't tell me Kayo you're 'fishing for illusions' are you?

It's a long way for you before you have:

1. a wife

2. a secretary

So: don't worry (yet)

LaoPo

[TopChinese]

Funny... LaoPo.. you realise you're a "wife" in the Chinese language

[John_Betong]

Why I fired my Secretary.

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Dressed for the occassion in your Birthday Suit!

[cowboygwe]

serves you right

[LaoPo]

Funny... LaoPo.. you realise you're a "wife" in the Chinese language

Yes......funny though that you are the first one to notice...my LaoPo or TaiTai is Chinese you see...

LaoPo

[Thaddeus]

Funny... LaoPo.. you realise you're a "wife" in the Chinese language

Yes......funny though that you are the first one to notice...my LaoPo or TaiTai is Chinese you see...

LaoPo

I always thought that it meant "east of Thailand infant toilet training facility"

Just a joke, Ok

[thelegend]

Sorry! But I must be missing something here. The guy is on his birthday, in his birthday suit, sitting patiently waiting for his present. What is the problem????