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October 12, 200619 yr

A man goes to the doctor's for his wife's test results:

Mr Smith: "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results .

Receptionist: " Oh I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem, we have 2 sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your wife. I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDS . "

Mr Smith: " That's awful! What should I do"

Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town . If she finds her way home, don't shag her".

October 12, 200619 yr

Great punch-line!

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Bold Prediction 2.0 --NO crackdown on visa agents in the next 5 years
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Bold Prediction 2.0 --NO crackdown on visa agents in the next 5 years

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