Doomsday ahead: Alien-obsessed doctor summons Martians to Bangkok

[TKDfella]

If this is what what it's like on Mars in the north at autumn time maybe the Martians are looking for a nice sandy beach.

Edited January 12, 2016 by TKDfella

[NCC1701A]

yes my spaceship that brought me to Thailand was designed and built in Seattle Washington by Boeing Corp.

next lesson, how to properly ground your home and electrical appliances.

[mca]

The professor later revealed a device he claimed would enable him to communicate with the aliens better.

[White Christmas13]

What kind of Visa can they get? Tourist, Non-immigrant. Arrested on the spot for illegal entry?

Well they can get an alien visa

[TKDfella]

Why didn't they just use NASA's Curiosity Rover and a blackboard? Would save them a trip. Oh I get it! They're here to complain about us dumping rubbish on their doorstep. They are probably hoping Thailand can spare a few 'people' to clear up the mess.

[jeanpierre]

this doctor is a colleague of me i bought my certificate on koa sanrd

[theguyfromanotherforum]

Hardward degree

[chilli42]

Reminds me of a guy 15 years ago called Suchart (from Bangkok). He forecast an alien landing, near Saraburi if I recall correctly. Thousands joined him to witness the landing. His play to encourage the landing was to offer them sandwiches. Anyone remember this friuitcake? I remember thinking at the time that he was delusional but how did that explain the thousands that actually went to witness.

[Loeilad]

Maybe that's why David Bowie has gone?

There was "Life on Mars?"

Edited January 12, 2016 by Loeilad

[mic59]

Maybe the female aliens will try to replace the bargirls? After all, didn't Arnold Rimmer once talk of a beautiful alien with three breasts? Would have to be better than the two-breasted variety.

[soalbundy]

He is a psychiatrist right?

[jayjay78]

Harvard must be ashamed...

The Havard he is talking about is located in a little Soi just off Khao San Road. 10 mins for a Masters and about 1000 THB to add honours

[soalbundy]

Reminds me of a guy 15 years ago called Suchart (from Bangkok). He forecast an alien landing, near Saraburi if I recall correctly. Thousands joined him to witness the landing. His play to encourage the landing was to offer them sandwiches. Anyone remember this friuitcake? I remember thinking at the time that he was delusional but how did that explain the thousands that actually went to witness.

What do you mean fruitcake? He sold the sandwiches right

[lemonjelly]

These seminars..... Bit of a money spinner per chance?

[Dumbastheycome]

Evidence that self medication without peer supervision needs to be outlawed.

[Thaidream]

I was under the impression that the Aliens had already landed. A walk through Soi Cowboy will definitely confirm this at any time of the day or night. I believe I saw one speaking in tongues the other night or maybe that was a lady-boy. Same Same but different.

[scotchonrocks]

Its OK, they will be caught in a roadblock. Then again if they pay 100baht, they will be allowed to go. I wonder if they will bring their ATMs. Without them, the gal's will be pretty distant. Perhaps they can help the junta with the next 'poll' and then maybe 101% will think that the Govt is doing a great job. But I wonder if they will find the lottery tickets reasonable. Time will tell! LoL

[Broeno]

I always tell my wife she in comming from mars. Now the marsians are coming to take the Thai back home.

[MRDave]

Once the Martians spent their money, Thainess requires them to leave immediately!

[khaowong1]

Settle down lads this is just so the TAT can get more tourist numbers on the books.

[George FmplesdaCosteedback]

Well, not REAL Farangs!!!

I hope they have visas...

[arrowsdawdle]

This is War!!!

How dare the Martians dare to overstep the terrestrial boundaries of us, Moonies...

What martians? The USA sent the Viking Lander up there three decades ago and sent back pictures of the barren planet.

[Yann55]

How come this Harvard Graduate didn't think of asking the aliens to land in Syria and rid us of ISIS ?

What a self-centered Harvard Graduate he is.

[Jonmarleesco]

Well, it's one up on superstition.

[DoctorG]

It is quite normal for Harvard grads to believe in mythical beings.

[lamyai3]

It's a recruitment drive, they've heard there are jobs to be had (though obviously not those on the prohibited list)...

[Farang99]

This is War!!!

How dare the Martians dare to overstep the terrestrial boundaries of us, Moonies...

"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, they said - but still they came"

[SABloke]

These are MEDICAL doctors, right? These are the people who are trained in Thailand in scientific medicine? The ones who use SCIENCE to cure you when you end up in their hospital........lord help anyone who ends up being treated or diagnosed by that lot.

I don't see how his belief in martians has any more relation to his ability as a doctor than a Christian doctor's belief in Jesus etc. In fact I'd say there is more chance scientifically that aliens exist (as opposed to some god figure.) So if you're worried about your MD's sanity, you're better of treated in Thailand then

[Remi080]

Ofcause thailand can not stay behind with the aliens.

And next you get the rice field circles. And from what i just saw on the tv,,, aliens in the closet.

Yeah thai moving forewards!! What an upgrade of society.

[Guest]

I just made an addition to my bucket list: Join a local UFO group.

Those meetings should be more entertaining than watching funny kitten videos.