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A Blonde lady motorist was about two hours from Bangkok when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to Bangkok?"

Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.

My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the Bangkok Zoo.

They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day.

Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $1000 baht for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered

into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into

their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of Bangkok when suddenly he was horrified!!

There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the

two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded,

"I gave you $1000 baht to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left

over---so now we're going to the Grand Palace.

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