Ok Im off too bed coz its 2 am here and Im knacked. Thanks for the advice on the hotels and chicks.

Cheers IT

Cheers IT

the thought had crossed my mind!!! see ya springfinga

if you staying in 5 star then you pay and you probably gotta get her out b4 the other guests see her in the morning.

you probably know this I can see by your local time you are in LOS now.

Wrong im in a fuc!*ng old cottage in the freezing outback of Northumberland Cumbria, England. God bless the queen.

Northumberland Cumbria?????????????

Is that that new county near Yorkshire Lancashire?

if you staying in 5 star then you pay and you probably gotta get her out b4 the other guests see her in the morning.

you probably know this I can see by your local time you are in LOS now.

Wrong im in a fuc!*ng old cottage in the freezing outback of Northumberland Cumbria, England. God bless the queen.

Northumberland Cumbria?????????????

Is that that new county near Yorkshire Lancashire?

New ? Yeah Hadrians Wall was just put up last week.

if you staying in 5 star then you pay and you probably gotta get her out b4 the other guests see her in the morning.

you probably know this I can see by your local time you are in LOS now.

Wrong im in a fuc!*ng old cottage in the freezing outback of Northumberland Cumbria, England. God bless the queen.

Northumberland Cumbria?????????????

Is that that new county near Yorkshire Lancashire?

New ? Yeah Hadrians Wall was just put up last week.

Northumberland and Cumbria are 100 miles apart <deleted> , so it must be a #####ing big cottage in you mind etc.........

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if you staying in 5 star then you pay and you probably gotta get her out b4 the other guests see her in the morning.

you probably know this I can see by your local time you are in LOS now.

Wrong im in a fuc!*ng old cottage in the freezing outback of Northumberland Cumbria, England. God bless the queen.

Northumberland Cumbria?????????????

Is that that new county near Yorkshire Lancashire?

New ? Yeah Hadrians Wall was just put up last week.

Northumberland and Cumbria are 100 miles apart <deleted> , so it must be a #####ing big cottage in you mind etc.........

TROLL

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tell him what a bg is chon!!, better still tell him what a troll is

I reckon this guy is bear pit material, he's attacking the Gent and the Gent was being nice

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Is that that new county near Yorkshire Lancashire?

New ? Yeah Hadrians Wall was just put up last week.

Northumberland and Cumbria are 100 miles apart <deleted> , so it must be a #####ing big cottage in you mind etc.........

Definitely a split personality.

Geography 101.

Northumberland is a county. The most northerly county in North East England.

Cumbria is a county. The most northerly county in North West England

Northumberland and Cumbria have a common border of about 40 odd miles, so not exactly 100 miles apart (if you were quoting country miles then I guess it is debatable). I was camping at Alston Pass (on the border) when the hurricane hit the UK in 1987. Never mind Seven Oaks losing a couple of trees I'm still looking for my fly-sheet!

You can buy great Cumberland sausages in Khon Kaen. And black pudding.

Am I getting sucked into something?

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Is that that new county near Yorkshire Lancashire?

New ? Yeah Hadrians Wall was just put up last week.

Northumberland and Cumbria are 100 miles apart <deleted> , so it must be a #####ing big cottage in you mind etc.........

Definitely a split personality.

Geography 101.

Northumberland is a county. The most northerly county in North East England.

Cumbria is a county. The most northerly county in North West England

Northumberland and Cumbria have a common border of about 40 odd miles, so not exactly 100 miles apart (if you were quoting country miles then I guess it is debatable). I was camping at Alston Pass (on the border) when the hurricane hit the UK in 1987. Never mind Seven Oaks losing a couple of trees I'm still looking for my fly-sheet!

You can buy great Cumberland sausages in Khon Kaen. And black pudding.

Am I getting sucked into something?

are you in KK now gallow?

Been in Nong Khai for last 3 plus years.

Get down to KK every now and again. Miss the beer in the Sofitel.

Been in Nong Khai for last 3 plus years.

Get down to KK every now and again. Miss the beer in the Sofitel.

get onto the Khonkaen website lots of expats willing to talkwant the link or you can google, khonkaen.com, there is a forum and chat though most of us use messenger

Once the alcohol has left my system rendering me able to register I'll check out that forum. Cheers Bronco.

Been in Nong Khai for last 3 plus years.

Get down to KK every now and again.  Miss the beer in the Sofitel.

get onto the Khonkaen website lots of expats willing to talk

What are you implying about my social skills?

I might not be willing to talk to THEM. So there.

Just kidding.

Whats a BG anyway ?

The Lead singer of the Bee Gees , gives a mean blowjob , according to Bud Z....

classic!

if you staying in 5 star then you pay and you probably gotta get her out b4 the other guests see her in the morning.

you probably know this I can see by your local time you are in LOS now.

Wrong im in a fuc!*ng old cottage in the freezing outback of Northumberland Cumbria, England. God bless the queen.

Northumberland Cumbria?????????????

Is that that new county near Yorkshire Lancashire?

New ? Yeah Hadrians Wall was just put up last week.

Northumberland and Cumbria are 100 miles apart <deleted> , so it must be a #####ing big cottage in you mind etc.........

TROLL

TROLL

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ARSE

HOLE

ICE

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Northumberland is in Cumbria you f*uckin half wit. There you are pullin your chicken in Thailand and now youre a f*!ckin expert on Uk geography.

You dont know shit from clay.

if you staying in 5 star then you pay and you probably gotta get her out b4 the other guests see her in the morning.

you probably know this I can see by your local time you are in LOS now.

He's a soapdodger Bronco, Presently ensconced in that grey old land

if you staying in 5 star then you pay and you probably gotta get her out b4 the other guests see her in the morning.

you probably know this I can see by your local time you are in LOS now.

Wrong im in a fuc!*ng old cottage in the freezing outback of Northumberland Cumbria, England. God bless the queen.

Northumberland Cumbria?????????????

Is that that new county near Yorkshire Lancashire?

New ? Yeah Hadrians Wall was just put up last week.

Northumberland and Cumbria are 100 miles apart <deleted> , so it must be a #####ing big cottage in you mind etc.........

TROLL

TROLL

TROLL

ARSE

HOLE

ICE

CREAM

DICK

SUCKER

Northumberland is in Cumbria you f*uckin half wit. There you are pullin your chicken in Thailand and now youre a f*!ckin expert on Uk geography.

You dont know shit from clay.

Since when?

Shit

VERB: Inflected forms: shit also shat shit·ting, shits

INTRANSITIVE VERB: Vulgar Slang To defecate.

TRANSITIVE VERB:

1. To defecate in.

2. To tease or try to deceive.

NOUN:

1. Excrement.

2. The act or an instance of defecating.

3. shits Diarrhea. Used with the.

4a. Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.

4b. A mean or contemptible person.

5. A narcotic or intoxicant, such as marijuana or heroin.

6. Things; items.

7. Foolish, deceiftul, or boastful language.

8. Insolent talk or behavior.

9. Trouble or difficulty.

10. A small or worthless amount: He doesn't know shit.

INTERJECTION: Used to express surprise, anger, or extreme displeasure.

PHRASAL VERB: shit on To treat with malice or extreme disrespect.

IDIOMS: get (one's) shit together To get organized; put one's affairs or possessions in order. give a shit To care the least bit. no shit

1. Used to express disbelief.

2. Used to express contemptuous acknowledgment of the obvious. shit bricks (or a brick) To become extremely worried or frightened. up shit creek (without a paddle) In dire circumstances with no hope of help. when the shit hits the fan When the situation goes awry; when trouble starts.

ETYMOLOGY: Middle English shitten, probably from Old English -sciten (as in besciten, covered with excrement), past participle of *sctan.

Clay

NOUN:

1a. A fine-grained, firm earthy material that is plastic when wet and hardens when heated, consisting primarily of hydrated silicates of aluminum and widely used in making bricks, tiles, and pottery.

1b. A hardening or nonhardening material having a consistency similar to clay and used for modeling.

2. Geology A sedimentary material with grains smaller than 0.002 millimeters in diameter.

3. Moist sticky earth; mud.

4. The human body as opposed to the spirit.

ETYMOLOGY: Middle English clei, from Old English clæg.

hmmmm, you need to calm down young man, go here: http://www.rathergood.com/kittens/ and come back when you're relaxed

if you staying in 5 star then you pay and you probably gotta get her out b4 the other guests see her in the morning.

you probably know this I can see by your local time you are in LOS now.

Wrong im in a fuc!*ng old cottage in the freezing outback of Northumberland Cumbria, England. God bless the queen.

Northumberland Cumbria?????????????

Is that that new county near Yorkshire Lancashire?

New ? Yeah Hadrians Wall was just put up last week.

Northumberland and Cumbria are 100 miles apart <deleted> , so it must be a #####ing big cottage in you mind etc.........

TROLL

TROLL

TROLL

ARSE

HOLE

ICE

CREAM

DICK

SUCKER

Northumberland is in Cumbria you f*uckin half wit. There you are pullin your chicken in Thailand and now youre a f*!ckin expert on Uk geography.

You dont know shit from clay.

Lol , I have an aunt who lives in Cumbria and an ex gf in Northumberland ( Near Newcastle)....they aren't close ( geographically and emotionally)

Where do you live whinger?

btw this is my last riposte, getting bored of the troll tbh