Padkapow Guy Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Room Service -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bangkok Room Service Room Service: Morny, rune sor-bees. Hotel Guest: Oh sorry, I thought I dialed room service. Room Service: Rye, rune sore-bees. Morny. Jewish to ordor sunteen? Hotel Guest: I'd like some bacon and eggs. Room Service: Ow July then? Hotel Guest: What? Room Service: Aches. Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch..? Hotel Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, Scrambled please. Room Service: Ow July thee Baycome? Crease? Hotel Guest: Crisp will be fine. Room Service: Okay. An Santos? Hotel Guest: Ugh.....I don't know....I don't think so. Room Service: No? Judo one toes? Hotel Guest: Look, I really feel bad about this, but I just don't know what judo- one toes means, I'm sorry. Room Service: Toes! Toes! Why Jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow eengligh mopping we bother? Hotel Guest: English Muffin! I've got it! Toast! You were saying toast! Fine. An English Muffin will be fine. Room Service: We Bother? Hotel Guest: No, just put the bother on the side. Room Service: Wad? Hotel Guest: I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side. Room Service: Copy? Hotel Guest: I feel terrible about this, but .... Room Service: Copy. Copy, tea, mill. Hotel Guest: Coffee! Yes coffee please. And that's all. Room Service: One minnie. Ass rune torino-fie, strangle aches, crease Baycome, tossy eengligh mopping we bother honey sight, and copy. Rye? Hotel Guest: Whatever you say. Room Service: Okay, Tenjewberrymud. Hotel Guest: You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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