I just gived 2000 to a crook policeman to have right to drive back home while being drunk and receiving a BJ from a girl obviously underaged.

Am I reading this correctly?

Here you can read it correctly :

I consider it's good advice to tell toclean the beaches rather than saying : sabai sabai here, I just gived 2000 to a crook policeman to have right to drive back home while being drunk and receiving a BJ from a girl obviously underaged.

I do advice you to do this (cleaning beach) rather than doing that (give money, and have sex with an underaged).

I do believe it's grammatically correct, as long you take the WHOLE sentence.

If yo utake only an extract, you will not only miss the point but be called Fool or Moron ... Got it mate

How you feel about any place is how you make it out to be.

Thailand is not perfect by any means, but then where is? If you can learn to adapt and learn a bit about the country, the people who live in that country and have a positive attitude, then happiness comes.

Life has its ups and downs, what you make of it will influence how you feel about it.

That goes for most things.

I enjoy it here. It's cheap, I mean dirt cheap and that's the main thing for me

So is Cambodia, Vietnam & Indonesia.

Why don't you live there if "cheap" is your main criteria?

You forgot N.Korea