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An 80 year old man goes to the doctor for a full medical because he is marrying a 21 year old so he can have a child to inherit his fortune.

Medical complete and everything is fine but the doctor thinking that he is a little old to get it up suggests the he gets his new wife a companion reasoning she may want to go out to places he wouldn’t like, after a little thought the old fella agrees it is a good idea.

6 months later he is back to the doctor, he is back with his pregnant wife, the doctor thinking what does it matter who fathered the child as long as the old man is happy.

On leaving the doctors office the old man makes an appointment for his wife’s companion, the doc asks what’s wrong with companion? Nothing says the old man, but I think I have got her up the stick as well.

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