Kind Of Funny

[Rdrokit]

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.

But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker

standing on the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he

approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" Clinton would fire back.

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued

for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to

accompany her husband on his jog.

As the jogging couple neared the problematic street

corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary

would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation.

! As they jogged into the turn that would take them

past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's

eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled,

"See what you get for five bucks?"

[guardian]

[suegha]

Funny...