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Why can't our hosts tell the time?

Why do they have to think, rather than give an instant answer, which is left and which is right (even in their own language)?

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Why do adults allow their children no opinion-forming or decision-making and then shove them forward saying, "Speak to the farang. Go ON!" I think I have answered my own question.

Why does simple mental arithmetic petrify people?

Why do all civil servants on salaries of 100 or 200 pounds own new cars and drive them to work every day?

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Why do I love walking past a Thai Uni seeing all the girls in short skirts and tight tops? And why do they all look at me drooling?

Why can't Donz tell the difference between a university and Suan Prung hospital? :o

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Why do some married men risk all their possessions, family happiness, honor, integrity, dignity and respect by sneaking out and injecting a teaspoon full sperm into some bar girl?

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Why do some married men risk all their possessions, family happiness, honor, integrity, dignity and respect by sneaking out and injecting a teaspoon full sperm into some bar girl?

:o Only :D ???

Why does an English daily news paper like Bangkok Post often have advertisements (sometimes full page) entirely in Thai? :D

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Why is there is no word for that thing you put on the belt of a supermarket to seperate your stuff from the other customer?

Why do I score 151 on IQ test in English and 180 in my own language (Mensa).

Why is my English so bad?

Why did I make the choice I made?

Alex

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why do all Thai dog's tails bend upwards ???

It's the natural order when having an extension of a spine.... relaxed position up, scared position down... takes more effort to point it downwards.... just like smiling takes fewer muscles than frowning.

Why am I even answering this? :o

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Why am I selling everything in my house, my car etc, leaving a well paid job and moving to LOS next month with my english fiancee and son

to a job with less pay..........???????? :o:D

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Why do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?

Why Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If a store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?

Why is minimalism such a big word?

If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?

Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?

Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

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Why do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

I'll take the first do as a don't..... no guilt feelings

Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?

whenever have the press been permanent ?

Why Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Would you like them to stop and assume they know everything?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Jane has a lady-shave ..... duh

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

Jumpers are 100% pure wool, sheep have a higher animal content

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Not even going to answer that one

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

because truncated vocabulary is longer

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

do you really believe that?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Because it isn't his money and he isn't the one going broke

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Adaptive terminology, it used to be the traffic, now it's the heart rate.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Have you ever eaten it.... how do you know?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Maybe he was a closet Buddhist

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Pedants

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

But the people are still separated.... by choice?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Look in the mirror next time you shave.... same thing

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

empty vessels make most noise

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Because English is a screwed up adaptable language, don't analyse it, just accept it

If a store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

To stop the staff from taking an early break

Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?

see 'off'

Why is minimalism such a big word?

See 'off' and macrocosmic

If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?

Duh....

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Asteroids don't originate from Uranus

Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?

Ever tried stealing a door

Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?

I will not now, or ever make a slanderous comment about the USA... much as I would like too

Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

See 'off' ..... :o

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Why do so many TV members post a new thread announcing they have just reached the 100, 500, 1000, 2000................. etc posts when they know that won't be staying at that landmark very long when they keep posting? :o

Why's there a Lah after Alex? :D:D

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Why do people always run across Siam BTS station at breakneck speed, even when the train opposite hasn't opened its doors yet?

Why do parking attendants and security guards blow those whistles?

Why do people in Bangkok leave out food for soi dogs?

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Why do I score 151 on IQ test in English and 180 in my own language (Mensa).

Alex

Why does Alex boast/lie about an incredibly high IQ yet make such inane posts all the time?

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Why do Thais, whether it's the train, bus or elevator, always have to rush in (like there's no tomorrow) without letting the people inside to exit first? :o:D

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If "near" is the opposite of "far" why do Thai's use the same word (with a slightly different one) ???

Thais have long figured out the answer to the chicken or egg question. They'll confuse you with "kai" which will make you wonder what their answer was? :o

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