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Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.

One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the

hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then

moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one

girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand

what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the

effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you

dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it

probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today

the girl who plants the trees called in sick."

:D:o

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Plenty of mileage in blonde jokes and that's a cracker. U know why they only get half an hour for lunch? it takes too long to re-train them otherwise.

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Plenty of mileage in blonde jokes and that's a cracker. U know why they only get half an hour for lunch? it takes too long to re-train them otherwise.

someone told me that was for the germans :o

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No that's another thread entirely and goes:

a german bloke goes to the doctor because he's not well, after extensive tests the doctor tells him "it's very bad news, your illness is terminal and you only have 6 months to live." the german breaks down in tears, full of grief. the doctor tells him "pull yourself together man, you still have 6 months to live, you must try and do something constructive with your time"

the german thinks about it for a while and says " I know, I will learn Latin"

"Latin!" says the doctor "why would you want to learn Latin? it's a dead language, nobody uses Latin now"

"ah" says the german "when I go to heaven I want to speak with God in his own language"

"but what if you go to hel_l?" asks the doctor

the german replies "no problem, they all speak german"

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a german bloke goes to the doctor because he's not well, after extensive tests the doctor tells him "it's very bad news, your illness is terminal and you only have 6 months to live." the german breaks down in tears, full of grief. the doctor tells him "pull yourself together man, you still have 6 months to live, you must try and do something constructive with your time"

the german thinks about it for a while and says " I know, I will learn Latin"

"Latin!" says the doctor "why would you want to learn Latin? it's a dead language, nobody uses Latin now"

"ah" says the german "when I go to heaven I want to speak with God in his own language"

"but what if you go to hel_l?" asks the doctor

the german replies "no problem, they all speak german"

ermmm :o am I allowed to laugh? would I be called racist?? :D

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Don't know any 'pc' jokes, I guess thats why blonde jokes are so great, they give mileage to your non 'pc' jokes and blondes won't get 'em anyway, and if they do get offended they'll have forgotten why within a couple of minutes.

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