pgrahmm Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 When you get too close to the CM moat during Songkran.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedsada3 Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 When your GF's mom cooked for you, you give the left over to the dogs and even the pigeons don't eat it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedsada3 Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 When your dogs don't bark anymore when the postman comes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedsada3 Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 When you made your 90 days report at 7-eleven... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonjelly Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 When you curse another driver, who then stops in front of you, all the doors of his car open, it's off duty RTP and you're going to get a kicking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedsada3 Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 If you are still in your shelter waiting for the Y2K-bug's clear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuskegeeBen Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Your wife's in-laws turn up at your house with a suitcase each... FYI~ Your wife's "in-laws" are your parents or siblings, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLover Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 When you walk around with an umbrella open on a clear sky day as a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sensei Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 When you walk around with an umbrella open on a clear sky day as a man. or worse... Using an umbrella while on a mocy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 When you discover you're in the land of the disappearing ice cube phenomena.... A mug full of ice cubes in your drink & they literally disappear before your eyes....Even with fridge'd drinks - indoors..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardokano Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 When you buy Toyota in Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardokano Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) When you send to unknown man on TV you deep personal information an self photo in PM . Edited April 13, 2016 by ardokano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonjelly Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 When you forget you're a foreigner here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Takeaway meal is still warm despite stopping in the pub for an hour or two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 When your takeaway meal is moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonjelly Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 You're worth more when you're dead than alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardokano Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 When you come to Thailand...for live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookhaht Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 ...you've tried to fail a student from a hi-so family. Time to start sending out your updated resumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny202 Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 When, usually in a bar, you get talking to one of the ex special services.That's changed over the years and many contribute to TV. intellectuals speaking 5 languages (that can't spell) and medical professionals are the new "ex CIA" expats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted April 16, 2016 Author Share Posted April 16, 2016 When you're honkin' along about 115-120kph & your wife sees something she wants in the roadside stands.... Happened twice today.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny202 Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 When ur wife starts getting addicted to expensive farang food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 When you find yourself driving real slow on the shoulder against traffic......because your to lazy to make a u turn to get into the Tesco lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny202 Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 When you find yourself driving real slow on the shoulder against traffic......because your to lazy to make a u turn to get into the Tesco lot.I did that the other day and thought "what have I become;:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HLover Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 When you come to Thailand...for live And when you come to Thailand TO live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonjelly Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 (edited) When you're sharing a non air conditioner 4x4 meter room in BKK with your new adopted family from Isaan. Edited April 17, 2016 by lemonjelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardokano Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 When you come to Thailand...for live And when you come to Thailand TO live. I come to Thailand for visit.. but now I live (hope not long) and yes I am in Trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny202 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 When you come to Thailand...for liveAnd when you come to Thailand TO live. I come to Thailand for visit.. but now I live (hope not long) and yes I am in Trouble it gets easier once you get past the first 4 stages of denial, then finally you admit....I only came here for the pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardokano Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 it gets easier once you get past the first 4 stages of denial, then finally you admit....I only came here for the pussy HA HA Not ..I am not have problem with p..sy.\ And sure Thailand its last place in Asia i come for this is.. In HK, Japan, Korea more easy get p..sy 25-35 year( i am not f//k children) . And i prefer korea,china japan style.. not isaan .. PS i more in trtrouble than guys come for pussy.. i gambling.. so easy ansver i am broken... with minus in debit Come Thailand get back my small investment from friend.. and stay becouse so poor.. go any civilisation coutry in Asia( i need stay near China for some my business) so no pussy reason.. may be after when I be so older.. and.. i Love Thailand as tourist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 You can't remember whether you are at a wedding or a wake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny202 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 it gets easier once you get past the first 4 stages of denial, then finally you admit....I only came here for the pussy HA HA Not ..I am not have problem with p..sy.\ And sure Thailand its last place in Asia i come for this is.. In HK, Japan, Korea more easy get p..sy 25-35 year( i am not f//k children) . And i prefer korea,china japan style.. not isaan .. PS i more in trtrouble than guys come for pussy.. i gambling.. so easy ansver i am broken... with minus in debit Come Thailand get back my small investment from friend.. and stay becouse so poor.. go any civilisation coutry in Asia( i need stay near China for some my business) so no pussy reason.. may be after when I be so older.. and.. i Love Thailand as tourist You're at stage 2 :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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