dressed in stripes

and gay kilts

wearing nothing underneath

is always risky

with gals, frisky

handling fresh sporrans

watch for durians

they really stink

so are most...

unwashed sweaty farangs

heading to pattaya

after visa run

long rest needed

and soapy massage

with lazy water

and died suddenly.

but while ascending

oxygen left them

high on life

low on cash...

rob a bank

do as OJ

wear ya gloves..

small yellow Marigolds

and yellow wellies

looking like paddington

Station after the

last one wasnt

built properly so

it wont crash

down on your