in New Delhi

for flea extermination

and thorough de-lousing

nit picking again

in chunky custard

jelly and ice-cream

that oozed down

her gorgeous back

melting in a

wave of cool

sweet sticky liquid

ready to be

consumed inexplicably by

Vienna Malevoice Choir

following their concerto

"They were starving!"

for more tortuous

turtles are fast

faster than snails

but slower than

a kettle boils

and then stops

out of water

then drink beer

to compensate for

his lacking in

in sexual prowess

due to fleas

infesting his nether

regions was insane