get slimmer quicker

liposuction of bum

leaves excess skin

dangling around ass_ole

Though Swiss cheese

has got holes

dead and alive...

how you feel

in the dark

Strike a light

make our day

kill a cockroach

reap the benefits

of having money

to burn someday

in less than..

twelve seconds flat

what a day

last friday was

its bloody Sunday

yelled the vicar

who bought canary

yellow cars in

last week's auction

was cancelled due

poor attendance figures

Needs more chutzpah

during the mass

champagne and ciabatta

in the mornijg