or Thai whiskey

used as paintstripper

on Navy ships

smuggling illicit hooch

into saudi arabia

by a sheik

with a magical

wand he shook

clean his Kaffiyeh

and walked away

smiling because someone

was looking at

my feet when

shoes full of ...........

monopoly money and

corns and bunions

make you limp

everytime you walk

in high heels

and pink tail

on a wallaby

handy pouch bag

to be worn

in the evening

at the party

keeping the cash

for better things

like a nightcap

after the party

somebody has to