before they call

and start yelling

come on you

fat A-ss farang

show me what

a man can

Do To A

bar owner's hat

after 10 singhas

or 5 tequilas

six and floor

mopping up ugly

ugly looking jellyfish

that swam from

london to paris

in record time

played at 78rpm

wind up gramaphone

which no-one could

sing karaoke to

the protesting thais

who like to

run amock around

close down airports

piss everyone off

and go home

just to return

back again tomorrow

for a goodtime

and hopefully starting