The Three Word Story!

[britmaveric]

Hemorrhoids that ooze

[LaoPo]

two coconuts, plus...

[khall64au]

a carton of heineken

that's 4 words!!!!

[LaoPo]

and started caressing...

[pumpuiman]

the policeman's gun

[pumpuiman]

A Summary:

Once upon a hill a man with a clueless idea for a som tam recipe, took out his cleaver and his pocketknife,cigar,and,contemplated his task.His wife asked,why is your brow so furrowed? He laughed, and spat in the face of a passing katoey, who licked her lips, burped and said mmmm! so good, tastes like squid!! He said "When are you available as my goat?" and died suddenly.

Meanwhile, the squid salesman from Pattaya, went to beach, wiped his back side on a plank, and sold it to a pervert policeman and his mia noy who cheated on him with a GoGo dancer who had a simple plan.

What on earth is this story of sordid sex getting you going? Or is it just me that thinks this story is getting on the nerves of the mods who are regrettfully, impotent.

Anyway, the man, and his wife, and pet buffalo, decided to walk to the city and join a neighborhood watch scheme. The buffalo was designated to be a sacrifice, to bring good luck.Sadly, he fell into a pile of som tum.

Coincidentally, the local fortune teller, and her scabby cat were on hand to pull him away from the bloody lottery numbers.

B*tch ruined me for a minute, but then I remembered the katoey with big boobies, no teeth and very large furry eyebrows. "Right" he said, your gonna take it up the beachroad in Pattaya, all the way to the biggest, hairiest,smelliest backpacker and drop it inside his minging, and ask her...Why in God's heaven did you say you loved me when we both know I am a butterfly and I assume you are katoey.

Meanwhile, the wife and her girlfriend, and her false extremely expensive brassiers, were shopping for a carton of heineken and counterfeit cigarettes.

Unbeknown to both, the katoey was looking for meat, sausage in particular, when the brassiers suddenly caught fire for no reason. And a fireman controlled the fire with a large bottle of Chang. Everybody cheered "Hooorah" and "hoolie doolie" "our hero". Then out of nowhere suddenly sprang the policemans mia noy, with his magnum secreted away in her fake Louis Vuiton handbag, and yelled on the back of a speeding songtaew, "hey you boobytrapped ugly katoey, you're really cute! Any chance of you and me meeting up for monkey soup and a wet shag? a small beer? in which order?

Visiting LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIO-GO-GO-GOCH, Station quite by coincidence, a heap of welsh trainspotters found a sheep tied to a short time bar beside the rear of a big thaivisa member who missed one leg of the european baht bus championships.Still, that did his spare leg no good because his third leg had recently turned red and throbbing, which reminded him just mucking about can be a worse than wanking. "In China?"..enquired..a confused looking lad named Dave with skid marks who enjoyed Jenny's and the delights only a star could engage in without losing a bet to britmaveric.

Meanwhile back at the blues factory, Dave spotted the katoey Kurgen was with, and she was playfully fondling his beer condom while scrathing Kurgen's enourmous big willy,two big dangling hemmorhoids that ooze, two coconuts, plus a carton of heineken, and started carresing the policeman's gun

[2long]

Have we finished?

[The Dan Sai Kid]

Have we finished...

stuffing the chicken...

[2long]

with used condoms?

[Kan Win]

Sage and Onion

[The Dan Sai Kid]

Sage and Onion

...can itch when...

[Thaddeus]

inserted nasally, but

[The Dan Sai Kid]

inserted nasally, but

...open up your...

[muckypups]

wallet and I'll..

[The Dan Sai Kid]

wallet and I'll..

...put in my...

[JacknDanny]

wallet and I'll..

...put in my...

Jack n Danny

[pumpuiman]

......Meanwhile, the buffalo

[2long]

contracted a sexually

[The Dan Sai Kid]

contracted a sexually

... attractive ladyboy, with...

[Thaddeus]

a clarinet coming

[The Dan Sai Kid]

a clarinet coming

... in any colour ...

[markr]

from his big

[LaoPo]

very cute eyes...

[The Dan Sai Kid]

very cute eyes...

Meanwhile, in a...

[LaoPo]

Walking street grilbar...

[britmaveric]

our hero ordered.....

[Nongwahyay]

...two of his.....

[farangsay]

favourite money boys

[britmaveric]

a thong each....

[The Dan Sai Kid]

a thong each....

... and a big...