britmaveric Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 Hemorrhoids that ooze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pumpuiman Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 (edited) A Summary: Once upon a hill a man with a clueless idea for a som tam recipe, took out his cleaver and his pocketknife,cigar,and,contemplated his task.His wife asked,why is your brow so furrowed? He laughed, and spat in the face of a passing katoey, who licked her lips, burped and said mmmm! so good, tastes like squid!! He said "When are you available as my goat?" and died suddenly. Meanwhile, the squid salesman from Pattaya, went to beach, wiped his back side on a plank, and sold it to a pervert policeman and his mia noy who cheated on him with a GoGo dancer who had a simple plan. What on earth is this story of sordid sex getting you going? Or is it just me that thinks this story is getting on the nerves of the mods who are regrettfully, impotent. Anyway, the man, and his wife, and pet buffalo, decided to walk to the city and join a neighborhood watch scheme. The buffalo was designated to be a sacrifice, to bring good luck.Sadly, he fell into a pile of som tum. Coincidentally, the local fortune teller, and her scabby cat were on hand to pull him away from the bloody lottery numbers. B*tch ruined me for a minute, but then I remembered the katoey with big boobies, no teeth and very large furry eyebrows. "Right" he said, your gonna take it up the beachroad in Pattaya, all the way to the biggest, hairiest,smelliest backpacker and drop it inside his minging, and ask her...Why in God's heaven did you say you loved me when we both know I am a butterfly and I assume you are katoey. Meanwhile, the wife and her girlfriend, and her false extremely expensive brassiers, were shopping for a carton of heineken and counterfeit cigarettes. Unbeknown to both, the katoey was looking for meat, sausage in particular, when the brassiers suddenly caught fire for no reason. And a fireman controlled the fire with a large bottle of Chang. Everybody cheered "Hooorah" and "hoolie doolie" "our hero". Then out of nowhere suddenly sprang the policemans mia noy, with his magnum secreted away in her fake Louis Vuiton handbag, and yelled on the back of a speeding songtaew, "hey you boobytrapped ugly katoey, you're really cute! Any chance of you and me meeting up for monkey soup and a wet shag? a small beer? in which order? Visiting LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIO-GO-GO-GOCH, Station quite by coincidence, a heap of welsh trainspotters found a sheep tied to a short time bar beside the rear of a big thaivisa member who missed one leg of the european baht bus championships.Still, that did his spare leg no good because his third leg had recently turned red and throbbing, which reminded him just mucking about can be a worse than wanking. "In China?"..enquired..a confused looking lad named Dave with skid marks who enjoyed Jenny's and the delights only a star could engage in without losing a bet to britmaveric. Meanwhile back at the blues factory, Dave spotted the katoey Kurgen was with, and she was playfully fondling his beer condom while scrathing Kurgen's enourmous big willy,two big dangling hemmorhoids that ooze, two coconuts, plus a carton of heineken, and started carresing the policeman's gun Edited November 7, 2006 by pumpuiman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pumpuiman Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 ......Meanwhile, the buffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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