Chelsea Fc Thread

[P45Mustang]

OK Guys.

All very quiet on here for the moment.

Need to get in a huddle when the business starts.

I'm playing Simmonds at CB.

[carmine]

OK Guys.

All very quiet on here for the moment.

Need to get in a huddle when the business starts.

I'm playing Simmonds at CB.

Well it is a small clubs thread

Anyway, Kudos to Chelsea again for the sale of David Luiz. This world cup has really been a showcase for his lack of talent and the 40m sale to PSG must be the best piece of business in premier league history.

[P45Mustang]

Blimey.

Think I'll have to agree with Big C on this one.

We still need a pacey up and down LB.

Maybe mjj, when he's got back from his holidays.

[P45Mustang]

So they all show off about flying business class, and at the same time complain about Chelsea having money.

They'd still moan, even if Richard Branson and not Abramovich had bought us.

So there's only one thing we can do then, isn't there.

Fly first class and stuff 'em.

[P45Mustang]

Need to win the Prem.

CL is going to be a right fcking bstrd.

[smokie36]

So they all show off about flying business class, and at the same time complain about Chelsea having money.

They'd still moan, even if Richard Branson and not Abramovich had bought us.

So there's only one thing we can do then, isn't there.

Fly first class and stuff 'em.

Dream on sucker.....

[P45Mustang]

And your dream smokie is what?

[smokie36]

And your dream smokie is what?

More sunshine. Next!

[P45Mustang]

Increasing goal diff from plus 4 might help.

In the meantime, if you and carmine have got an axe to grind,

...you ain't going to see any sunshine at Chelsea.

Only grief unfortunately.

[smokie36]

Increasing goal diff from plus 4 might help.

In the meantime, if you and carmine have got an axe to grind,

...you ain't going to see any sunshine at Chelsea.

Only grief unfortunately.

We will laugh at you as infininitum P45 and you know it....lucky I'm young enough to see your next decline into the second division.

[smokie36]

Where you belong of course.....below Fulham.

[P45Mustang]

Reckon Harry at QPR could cause some trouble mind.

[smokie36]

Reckon Harry at QPR could cause some trouble mind.

He'll be England manager by Xmas.....all hail Harry!

[P45Mustang]

Schurrle is useful.

[carmine]

Increasing goal diff from plus 4 might help.

In the meantime, if you and carmine have got an axe to grind,

...you ain't going to see any sunshine at Chelsea.

Only grief unfortunately.

Whatever. How long were you in advertising?

[P45Mustang]

Increasing goal diff from plus 4 might help.

In the meantime, if you and carmine have got an axe to grind,

...you ain't going to see any sunshine at Chelsea.

Only grief unfortunately.

Whatever. How long were you in advertising?

A long time carmine. Reckon I must have got started about the time Spurs bought Villa and Ardiles.

[carmine]

Increasing goal diff from plus 4 might help.

In the meantime, if you and carmine have got an axe to grind,

...you ain't going to see any sunshine at Chelsea.

Only grief unfortunately.

Whatever. How long were you in advertising?

A long time carmine. Reckon I must have got started about the time Spurs bought Villa and Ardiles.

yes i'm building a profile of you.

Pony tail, winkle picker shoes, carries an A4 size Filofax (everywhere) spectacle wearing despite having 20/20 vision, and refers to colleagues as being "really creative."

Nailed it haven't i.

[P45Mustang]

Have you had a bad experience with advertising gurus, carmine?

[P45Mustang]

1. 

   André Schürrle

   

   81 per goal

   244 played

   3Goals scored

   1 Assists

   Shots on target Total

   82%

   9

   11

Think Mourinho will be pleased with this.

[P45Mustang]

I quite fancy seeing Drogba on the bench at West Ham and QPR and stuff.

Reckon it could be worth a season ticket at the Bridge too.

[SantiSuk]

P'raps in your profiling you can figure out how come he can be online 24/7 Carmine!

It's creepy

[Chicog]

Maybe it's some kind of bot that just posts barrages of crap all the time.

Sent from my MT2L03 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

[carmine]

P'raps in your profiling you can figure out how come he can be online 24/7 Carmine!

It's creepy

I'm still trying to get my head around the Louis van Gaal obsession thing. thats just scary!

i think P45 was on the "creative" side of his advertising agency because he made reference to advertising "gurus." Now, only people inside the industry refer to them as "gurus", the rest of the outside world refer to them as pretentious twits.

Edited July 16, 2014 by carmine

[Chicog]

P'raps in your profiling you can figure out how come he can be online 24/7 Carmine!

It's creepy

I'm still trying to get my head around the Louis van Gaal obsession thing. thats just scary!

i think P45 was on the "creative" side of his advertising agency because he made reference to advertising "gurus." Now, only people inside the industry refer to them as "gurus", the rest of the outside world refer to them as pretentious twits.

That's being overly complimentary.

[wilai]

P'raps in your profiling you can figure out how come he can be online 24/7 Carmine!

It's creepy

I'm still trying to get my head around the Louis van Gaal obsession thing. thats just scary!

i think P45 was on the "creative" side of his advertising agency because he made reference to advertising "gurus." Now, only people inside the industry refer to them as "gurus", the rest of the outside world refer to them as pretentious twits.

Not being pedantic...but are you sure you spelt twits correctly?

Edited July 16, 2014 by wilai

[P45Mustang]

Filipe Luis: Chelsea agree deal for Atletico Madrid defender.

BBC Sport

[P45Mustang]

Anyway, I've been out of action for about 24hrs. Been down in BKK seeing my best mate who works in Bahrain and flies Gulf at the pointy end.

As for Gurus. 24year old blokie goes into see Lord King of British Airways a few years back and showed the old fart exactly what BA needed to do.

Lord King bought it and "The World's Favourite Airline" campaign was born.

( Then it's down to BA if they want to fkc it up).

[P45Mustang]

P'raps in your profiling you can figure out how come he can be online 24/7 Carmine!

It's creepy

I'm still trying to get my head around the Louis van Gaal obsession thing. thats just scary!

i think P45 was on the "creative" side of his advertising agency because he made reference to advertising "gurus." Now, only people inside the industry refer to them as "gurus", the rest of the outside world refer to them as pretentious twits.

van Gaal is effectively the enemy.

Never underestimate them.

[P45Mustang]

Let me know when Mourinho makes a bad signing, or when he lets somebody go who he shouldn't.

Bean counters sign the cheques and deposit the money. Mourinho does the football.

[P45Mustang]

If you wanted a manager who would give you the best chance of winning the Prem and the CL, who would you appoint?