I love animals, they taste great.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Vegatarian--Indian: for Bad Hunter

SCREAM MY NAME NOW

YOU'LL NEVER REMEMBER IT LATER !

Will someone please give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him!

Will someone please give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him!

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

If you don't like my driving..... Quit looking at me!

One Nuclear Bomb Can Ruin Your Whole Day

Pay Your Taxes With A Smile

I tried ... but the lady said, "Cash Only"

Not a complete idiot

Some parts are missing!

The best in a while!

Preserve the Old West

Ball a Cowboy

Sexphone

"Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone"

DON'T VOTE ... IT ONLY ENCOURAGES THE BASTARDS.

I love animals

They are delicous!

ITR

KEEP HONKING

I'm re-loading

ITR

You Want Everything?

Where Would You Put It?

I love animals

They are delicous!

Heart Attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends.