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Ballerina

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A woman walks into a bar, looks around then puts her arm in the air exposing a hairy armpit whilst shouting 'Which man in here will buy me a drink'

A elderly gentleman in the corner shouts to the barman 'give the ballerina any drink she desires'

each time she finishes her drink, she repeats this act, putting her arm in the air exposing her hairy armpit and again shouting 'Which man in here will buy me a drink'

Each time the elderly gentleman in the corner shouts to the barman 'give that ballerina another drink'

After some time the woman leaves the bar the worse for wear. The elderly gentlemen gets up to leave soon after.

Compelled the barman asks the gentleman as he departs, 'that woman you were buying all those drinks for, how did you know she was a ballerina?'

The old chap replies, 'anyone who can lift their leg that high can only be a ballerina'

chuckle chuckle :o

A woman walks into a bar, looks around then puts her arm in the air exposing a hairy armpit whilst shouting 'Which man in here will buy me a drink'

A elderly gentleman in the corner shouts to the barman 'give the ballerina any drink she desires'

each time she finishes her drink, she repeats this act, putting her arm in the air exposing her hairy armpit and again shouting 'Which man in here will buy me a drink'

Each time the elderly gentleman in the corner shouts to the barman 'give that ballerina another drink'

After some time the woman leaves the bar the worse for wear. The elderly gentlemen gets up to leave soon after.

Compelled the barman asks the gentleman as he departs, 'that woman you were buying all those drinks for, how did you know she was a ballerina?'

The old chap replies, 'anyone who can lift their leg that high can only be a ballerina'

:o:D:D:D

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