Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python

[daveAustin]

What a plonker.

[gemguy]

Finally......A newsworthy story.....lol

Meantime...I check for spiders and cockroaches before using the toilet.

Cheers

[Artisi]

Before release into the wild, but it was renamed Monica

[jacko45k]

My biggest nightmare. That and my mother-in-law!

Is there a chance of her ever biting your ..........scratch that.

[Lannig]

Seems that this story is making the rounds on many western media now

[thaiturkey]

I hope the guy makes a full recovery. But sounds like a sketch out of " MONTY PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS "

Actually, it's "THE FULL MONTY"....lucky that he didn't swallow!

[balo]

Better to be safe than sorry

[hhinhh]

Only in Thailand

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[Moonmoon]

I am so glad he won. everyday now b4 i pee or poo i check n check again like my blindspots when i am driving.

[Gonzo the Face]

When i first read this the other day, I thought this is surely some type of comedy wind-up. It read, when the snake bit him he screamed for his wife and neighbor, [ and neighbor ???] and with difficulty they got the snake off in 30 minutes.....talk about kinky..... how many people out of a thousand would even know how to get a snake off???? ...they must watch a lot of porn vids. Well however it took 30 minutes.... I know that if they just thought a little , and just talked really mean-like and angry to the snake, then the snake would have slithered off by himself..... considering he would be pizzed off .

..... and if I was this guy i would have wanted to know if it was a girl or boy snake,,,,,,you think it out.

[Jimbo2014]

Some guys will do anything to say they have a python in their pants

[mankondang]

Patient was heard to plea to the doctors:

"Please take away the pain, ...but leave the swelling"

Puts a new slant on the Aussie phrase "Just going to syphon the python".