megashox Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Guess he's still recovering from the anus-thesia and thus unable to speak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Bummer! Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 i sphincter only wiping he will be doing is wiping the smile off his face until the pain subsides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gentleman Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Bash, all I remember was a coffee coloured seductress , it was bootylicious though - I thought you were joking and had grapes down the back of your pants - biggest ###### warts I have ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 '6 x Hash' warts being the baddest warts in town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard W Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 How come all the genital warts treatment adverts appeared at the top of the page?? Context-sensitive advertising. The choice of advertisements depends on the content of the page. One of the admins explained this a few weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Yes we are all keen to know if you can safely wipe??? Bash Maybe it was terminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 I think you mean termanal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megashox Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Wart is happening to this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gentleman Scamp Posted May 3, 2004 Author Share Posted May 3, 2004 Today is Thursday, how did the wart freezing Wednesday go? The nurse was very open minded and didn't automatically write me off as a sex tourist - even though many have visited her. The wart and it's little offspring have been frozen to death. I was told it may hurt but it just felt like she was blowing through a straw onto my nipsy. It was a bit embarrassing though and I need to return in a couple of weeks for the second half of the treatment and a general M.O.T. Somebody said on that recent bedwetting post that said post reminded them of this one, I'm not a troll, maybe the bedwetter was - maybe not, but you've got to be able to laugh at these things. Incedentally, Thailand was on the news while I was in the waiting room - something about Phuket, though the next day the papers ran the story about the shootings down south. If anyone's really interested i'll give you a wart update when I go for the final chop - or whatever it's gonna be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Yes please keep us updated on wart is going on down there, it's the only thread that keeps my mind off Marmite Cheers Wart Basher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gentleman Scamp Posted May 4, 2004 Author Share Posted May 4, 2004 WART UPDATE: It's been a week since my treatment and it's shrunk a fraction but still hasn't fallen off. Thankyou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 WART UPDATE:It's been a week since my treatment and it's shrunk a fraction but still hasn't fallen off. Thankyou. UPDATE UPDATE.... I love the term Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Bearing in mind the location of this wart, how are you able to inspect it so diligently? Or do you have a close 'friend' who helps you out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megashox Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 ...Or do you have a close 'friend' who helps you out? Yeah - his friend works in the navy as a Rear Admirer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Is this size gauge by feel alone, or have you set up an elaborate set of mirrors and lenses to really get into the subject? We need to know Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megashox Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Hindsight perhaps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gentleman Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 WART UPDATE:It's been a week since my treatment and it's shrunk a fraction but still hasn't fallen off. Thankyou. On the hole, it is better than it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Bearing in mind the location of this wart, how are you able to inspect it so diligently? Or do you have a close 'friend' who helps you out? It is all done with mirrors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gentleman Scamp Posted May 7, 2004 Author Share Posted May 7, 2004 WART UPDATE:It's been a week since my treatment and it's shrunk a fraction but still hasn't fallen off. Thankyou. On the hole, it is better than it was With that comment I think my fellow Gentleman has exceeded his predecessors. He should win a T-shirt or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gentleman Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 WART UPDATE:It's been a week since my treatment and it's shrunk a fraction but still hasn't fallen off. Thankyou. On the hole, it is better than it was With that comment I think my fellow Gentleman has exceeded his predecessors. He should win a T-shirt or something. Thats arsestounding - thank you vely bick nong chai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 You need to Analialate it! Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maejo Man Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Alimentary my dear Watson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Warter under the bridge, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 It's been a week since my treatment and it's shrunk a fraction but still hasn't fallen off. maybe its not a wart. are you quite sure its not an old clinker masquerading as a wart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Easy there tax, are you accusing the scamp of a severe case of bum fudgery?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 bum fudgery,dangleberries,call them what you will. he's in england, anal hygiene is not so great there... no squirters...my money is on it being a recalcitrant fossilised clinker, he doesn't need a doctor,he needs a plumber with some drain rods, and some soft cushions for after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gentleman Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 the doctor just PMd me - he said it was worse than first thought. The percentages on a clean removal are arse hip arse hip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medicinebox Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 I think this thread has long lost its cause. But for what its worth, get a wee bottle of Acclusal. same thing used for verrucas, and dab it on daily. It will turn black and eventually fall of. The wart that is. Sorry if this has been covered, but i didnt go through all the threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 the doctor just PMd me - he said it was worse than first thought. The percentages on a clean removal are arse hip arse hip it is terminal arseritus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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