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One For The Irish

george
george
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a Petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The pump attendant, who knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.

As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?, asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"Well, what on the good God's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting..."

:o

:o

heard it a long time ago but as with many good jokes they get lost in the grey matter - good to see it again :D

tiger must have little balls

tiger must have little balls

Thats Ollie in my av actually :D tigers the big fella - they are both Ball - less :o

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