How To Know More About Marriage?

[kayo]

(Comments in brackets made by my sister, who is one of those women things)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

Answers by children .

(1)

You got to find somebody who likes the same

stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that

you like sports, and she should keep the chips and

dip coming.

Alan, age 10

(2)

No person really decides before they grow up who

they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,

and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1)

Twenty-three is the best age

because you know the person FOREVER by then.

Camille, age 10

(2)

No age is good to get married at.

You got to be a fool to get married.

Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL

IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1)

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem

to be yelling at the same kids.

Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD

HAVE IN COMMON?

(1)

Both don't want any more kids.

Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1)

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get

to know each other. Even boys have something to say if

you listen long enough.

Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually

gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE

THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1)

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the

newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the

dead columns.

Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1)

When they're rich.

Pam, age 7

(2)

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want

to mess with that.

Curt, age 7

(3)

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you

should marry them and have kids with them. It's the

right thing to do.

Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1)

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing;

I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to

be all grossed out.

Theodore, age 8

(2)

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.

Boys need someone to clean up after them.

Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT

IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1)

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1)

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks

like a truck.

Ricky, age 10

[Pink Mist]

some great ones there

this is good

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT

IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1)

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

Kelvin, age 8

not bad

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL

IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1)

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem

to be yelling at the same kids.

Derrick, age 8

they are all good though

[cowboygwe]

their all good

[suegha]

I just hope they are true!