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Bank Robbery

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Bank Robbery

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a

small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll

have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla

pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead,

all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing

more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

took some spunk robbing that bank :o

:D:o:D
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How do you know that God can't have been a woman ...?

She would have made semen taste like chocolate ... :o

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