Paddy from Ireland is walking along a lovely Spanish beach on his annual summer holiday.

He is really enjoying himself walking around in his swimming trunks and finally getting some sunshine on his pale body.

However, he can't help noticing one particular guy on the beach who is constantly surrounded by a cluster of beautiful girls.

In the evening Paddy bumps into the same guy in the local bar and asks him his secret for attracting all the beautiful girls on the beach during the day.

The studs name is Marco and he enlightens Paddy as to his secret ... "Its simple Paddy you just put a potato down your swimming trunks and the girls will all come running" ...

Great idea thinks Paddy and first thing in the morning he rushes to the local grocers store and purchases the biggest potato he can find ... he then stuffs it down his swimming trunks and strolls out onto the beach.

Three days later Paddy bumps into Marco again on the beach and Marco asks him how he's going with the girls ... a bemused looking Paddy answers ... "Well its a strange thing Marco, not only are the girls not coming to me but most are now actually running away from me".

Marco looks Paddy up and down and then answers gravely ... "You're supposed to put the potato down the front of your trunks" ..........

Excellent!!!