davidjtayler Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Three, eighty year old men are sitting together bemoaning their individual situations. The first old man, Seth, puts his head in his hands ... "Oh darn I must piss at least 6 times each and every night ... I wish I was young again". The second old man, Clive, puts his head in his hands ... "Oh darn I must poo at least 6 times each and every night ... I wish I was young again". The third old man, Donz, puts his head in his hands ... "Oh darn I must piss and poo one time each and every night always at 7am as regular as clockwork ... I wish I was young again". Seth and Clive both looked at Donz and exclaimed "You lucky, lucky man, why are you complaining ... ?" "I don't wake up until 9am" .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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