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Three Old Men

davidjtayler
davidjtayler
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Three, eighty year old men are sitting together bemoaning their individual situations.

The first old man, Seth, puts his head in his hands ... "Oh darn I must piss at least 6 times each and every night ... I wish I was young again".

The second old man, Clive, puts his head in his hands ... "Oh darn I must poo at least 6 times each and every night ... I wish I was young again".

The third old man, Donz, puts his head in his hands ... "Oh darn I must piss and poo one time each and every night always at 7am as regular as clockwork ... I wish I was young again".

Seth and Clive both looked at Donz and exclaimed "You lucky, lucky man, why are you complaining ... ?"

"I don't wake up until 9am" .......... :o

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