How Many Of Us Are Really Short, Fat And Bald?

[dgoz]

I always hear and read about how disgusted some westerners are to see a short, fat and bald guy walking around with a cute Thai girl.

But how many of us are really short, fat and bald?

Please take the poll so we can find out the true stats.

[mark henry]

What about short, slim and partially bald?!

p.s Never been told i'm a "handsome maan", just "ok"

[davidjtayler]

Wheres the webbed feet option ...?

[John_Rambo]

I think there needs to be more descriptive categories. The closest i can get with those options is tall, thin and with hair. But that's not really that accurate. I'm 6ft with an athletic physique. I'm not sure that i'd call myself particularly tall, or thin.

[dgoz]

For this poll, anyone over 5'7 is tall.

Under 99kg is thin.

More than 5 strands of hair or a comb-over is considered hair.

We don't want to be too hard on the average punter out there.

So if you're 5'7, 98 kg and have a decent comb-over there's only one thing to do.......strut.

[John_Rambo]

a comb-over is considered hair.

I'm sorry, but that's worse than being bald.

[ltdknowledge]

I think there needs to be more descriptive categories. The closest i can get with those options is tall, thin and with hair. But that's not really that accurate. I'm 6ft with an athletic physique. I'm not sure that i'd call myself particularly tall, or thin.

Where i live at the moment i have to say i havent seen many westerners with thai partners, but the ones i have have fitted the description, or looked like someone form an 80's German porno. I on the other hand have been described as very good looking and my girlfriend is constatly asked how she found me. I don't mean to sound arrogant but it is very embarrassing walking around markets and been stared at. The funny thing is the comments that are made to my girlfriend is that westerners are usually fat or old. Really then i'm average Joe when you think about it in western terms.

[davidjtayler]

What about scales ..? Not big, not many, but scales nether the less ...?

[John_Rambo]

I don't mean to sound arrogant but it is very embarrassing walking around markets and been stared at.

I love it. Different strokes for different folks i guess.

[ltdknowledge]

I don't mean to sound arrogant but it is very embarrassing walking around markets and been stared at.

I love it. Different strokes for different folks i guess.

Just saying it like it is.

[Ulysses G.]

I'm medium tall, fat and slightly balding, but I have a great personality!

Edited November 18, 2006 by Ulysses G.

[Buckwheat]

I'm short, fat and have a little hair.

And on top of all that, my johnson is so small, they had to circumcise me rectally.

[Ulysses G.]

And on top of all that, my johnson is so small, they had to circumcise me rectally.

My johnson is even bigger than Buckwheat's!

[Dakhar]

I am on the medium-large "big boned" fella kind of guy. 6 ft and around 195. Could I weigh less? Yes! Should I weigh less? Yes... and I am trying too. Since I have been here, around 7 months now (time flies) I have lost 20lbs. I hope I never find them again!

It isn't that I don't like Thai food. I just don't seem to get fat off of it. Not to mention, Thais just kind of eat whenever. It is not a ritual as much as it is in America.

Am I handsome.... Oh I have had my fare share of beuty queens. But every one of them, I felt lucky to know each and every one of them.... still do to this day.

My wife weighed in at a heft 87 lbs when we got married. Most folks of the village tease her about being "carefull" if you know what they mean... Yes, I have all my hair, all the degrees one can obtain in my field, money in the bank, and my wife and I differ by 5 years.

[Buckwheat]

And on top of all that, my johnson is so small, they had to circumcise me rectally.

My johnson is even bigger than Buckwheat's!

That's not saying much!!!

[Ulysses G.]

And on top of all that, my johnson is so small, they had to circumcise me rectally.

My johnson is even bigger than Buckwheat's!

That's not saying much!!!

That is my point.

[h90]

What about short, slim and partially bald?!

p.s Never been told i'm a "handsome maan", just "ok"

Well: they tell to absolut everyone "handsome man". So you must really look terrible

[PeaceBlondie]

It's difficult to make a poll with enough options, such as "average height" and average weight. I'm average height for a western man, and am surprised how many Thais in the 18 to 30 category are taller. And I think I'm fat because I'm over 90 kilos (91) and think I should weigh below 80 kilos. I do have a great photo from year 2000, weighing 70 kilos, in a speedo. Not any more.

But there was no category for "humongous quantity of hair atop the head." I have triple the hair that my first son has, twice the hair that my second son has. So I would have voted myself "average height, almost fat, and lots of hair."

[ourmanflint]

I'm definitely what you would call odd looking in a very handsome and suarve kind of way... like an ugly Fred Astaire

[Little Black Duck]

For this poll, anyone over 5'7 is tall.

Under 99kg is thin.

More than 5 strands of hair or a comb-over is considered hair.

We don't want to be too hard on the average punter out there.

So if you're 5'7, 98 kg and have a decent comb-over there's only one thing to do.......strut.

I'm 5'7" 96Kg have a No2 hair cut but very thin on top, I'm in a spot I'm borderline hey ??

[guardian]

No "average" option? Only either Tall/Short or Thin/Fat options?

[sriracha john]

I think there needs to be more descriptive categories. The closest i can get with those options is tall, thin and with hair. But that's not really that accurate. I'm 6ft with an athletic physique. I'm not sure that i'd call myself particularly tall, or thin.

I happened to come across this very similar looking individual as yourself, however, his name is John J. Rambo.

The thing is, according to wikipedia, he's only a dwarf-like 5 ft. 9 in. tall.

[tropo]

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Edited November 18, 2006 by tropo

[NovaBlue05]

What about short, slim and partially bald?!

p.s Never been told i'm a "handsome maan", just "ok"

Well: they tell to absolut everyone "handsome man". So you must really look terrible

Just need to flash a few more baht

[John_Rambo]

I happened to come across this very similar looking individual as yourself, however, his name is John J. Rambo.

The thing is, according to wikipedia, he's only a dwarf-like 5 ft. 9 in. tall.

What does wikipedia know?

[terry57]

im bald as a bowling ball, but not fat and short.

ive got a tanned scone and im not bad for my age.

im happy with my apperance.

cheers

[Farang007]

the mistake made by westerners is judging a thai women by wesstern standards. by western standards, the short fat bald guys are with knockouts. by thai standards, they are dragging around Oprah.

[tk47]

6' tall. 15 stone (14lbs to a stone for the americans). Hair??? My brain grew so big it pushed all my hair out!!

[endure]

For this poll, anyone over 5'7 is tall.

Under 99kg is thin.

More than 5 strands of hair or a comb-over is considered hair.

We don't want to be too hard on the average punter out there.

So if you're 5'7, 98 kg and have a decent comb-over there's only one thing to do.......strut.

[Patsycat]

Can't wait for Daleyboy's response...