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how to prevent yogurt ejaculation


ddavidovsky

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I've just found that if you pierce the top of a yogurt carton before peeling it off, it prevents yogurt spitting all over you.

I can't see any mention of this trick on the internets so maybe I should claim it as a new discovery, in which case I await some prize or other for services to mankind.

I thang yew.

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You wanna talk ejaculation? Try Peter North's Greek Yougurt, it's a mess when you open it. Eye protection reccomended.

But you can't buy that from the 7/11 so it's not something (most) of us will have to worry about..

Only available from the North Pole... :)

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I find it a bit disturbing when having breakfast on a flight and the man sitting next to me causes his yoghurt to spurt in my direction.

I guess it's the low cabin pressure, but a little more control over ones breakfast would be appreciated.

I also have issues with the yoghurt/water/orange juice in the planes. Very hard to open and if i use force it will fly all over me and neighbours.

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