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Nice Canadians

 

 

> Canadian Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster, speaking in

> Ontario, says: "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends

are

> against another mosque being built in Toronto."

>

> "I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant,

> regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus, the mosque should be

> allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."

>

> "That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next

door

> to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

> We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, The Turban

> Cowboy, and the other, a topless bar, would be called You Mecca Me

Hot."

>

> "Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and

> adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called Iraq

> of Ribs."

>

> Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria

> Keeps Nothing Secret", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling

> the goods, and on the other side, a liquor store called

Morehammered."

>

> All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance

> they demand of us.

>

> If you are not laughing or smiling at this point, it is either

past

> your bedtime or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your

> camel to bed.

The old ones are the best !

Not so much funny, but here is a herding dog protecting his flock..................

 

11 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

 

 

Just now, Andrew Dwyer said:

this is not good... take cover!

Gotta get me an owl !!

Sounds legit :)