An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to seek his help in

reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Soluble Viagra.

Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in

a week to let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as

to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!

'Twas horrid. Just terrible doctor!."

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor?"

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was

almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his eye,

and with his pants a-bulgin' fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent

the cups and tablecloth flyin', ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then

and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the table-top! It

was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute <deleted>' nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband

provided wasn't good"?

"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex I've

had in 50 years of marriage! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll niver be able

to show me face in Starbucks again."

That's not an oldie, or at least I've never heard it, and it made me chuckle!

They have Starbucks in Ireland? So much about irish coffee..

They have Starbucks in every country in the world!!! It's global invasion...