14 minutes ago, Khon Kaen Dave said:

There is a mafia guy aound  Pattaya called Vinnie (the gecko) Scaliseporn.He is the main collector for the  Pook Bar mafia.Its his calling card.Maybe you insulted one of the LB's there and she is now looking for retribution.I would go down there,cap and 5,00 baht in hand and ask Vinnie for forgiveness and just say that you wasnt aware of LB protocol.

It worked for me,but i did something very wrong,cos i got a f#####g monitor lizard in mine.

 

True bill! Apparently he looks like this..

 

 

Every time I see a new animal I take a pic and send it to my GF.  The reply is always the same "I eat before aroi aroi!".  This time I am afraid to send the pic.

 Groundhog   Day  every  day!

Small house geckos are thought to be good luck the giant monitor lizard is the insult that sounds like Hiya! And should never be used by a foreigner.

Are you sure its dead and not just sleeping ?

 

It is an antidote to bad breath.....

4 hours ago, alofthailand said:

the giant monitor lizard is the insult that sounds like Hiya! And should never be used by a foreigner.

 

What might a foreigner use one for? I've seen them but never thought they'd come in handy for anything.

Edited August 22, 20169 yr by attrayant

I think you're in trouble..

One of your enemies gave you the evil eye.