davidjtayler Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both. "<deleted> off you liar!". "I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?" "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Them boys is getting smarter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Them boys is getting smarter! He wasn't really Irish.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Brillient!!! I really did laugh out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 told that one to a paddy at work, he thought it was a true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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