You have 3 days left to live in Thailand...What would you do?

[55Jay]

Assuming it was a Thai Doctor that gave me the news, I would get a second opinion. 

[manfredtillmann]

it really depends on how you know. who told you? why do you know?

most of us don't know when the last 3 come up, good, perhaps, makes it easier. just die and be gone.

some here might know, or have an idea - but most of them would have known for some time before.

it is hypothetical, in every respect.

 

[DipStick]

On 2 September 2016 at 6:23 PM, Peterw42 said:

Day one, buy a 3 day supply of viagra. Actually, 4days, better to be sure

It would have been a more sensible question if the thread mentioned that you suffered from ED so the macho responses would not be spewed out.

[colinneil]

3 days left. What would i do??? Easy i would spend it on Thai visa winding people up just for the hell of it.

[Kabula]

Morbid post!

 

You updated, left to live.

 

Does misery need company? 

 

Get professional help now!

[JJGreen]

3 hours ago, Kabula said:

Morbid post!

 

You updated, left to live.

 

Does misery need company? 

 

Get professional help now!
 

Why morbid or miserable?
We will all die at some time and sticking your head in the sand doesn't atop that

[JJGreen]

3 days left. What would i do??? Easy i would spend it on Thai visa winding people up just for the hell of it.:clap2:

Has that worked in the past for you?

[tropo]

I know exactly what I'd do, but I can't publish it on here.

 

There's a good chance it would shorten my last 3 days to 1 or 2.

[dotpoom]

Choose carefully what I read.

[DSJPC]

Personally, I would slit my wrists!!

[Khon Kaen Dave]

I would take all my money out of the ATM.Spend it all on booze.women and drugs,and just squander the rest.

[JJGreen]

I would take all my money out of the ATM.Spend it all on booze.women and drugs,and just squander the rest.

20,000 baht limit a day....60,000 baht

[tropo]

4 minutes ago, Khon Kaen Dave said:

I would take all my money out of the ATM.Spend it all on booze.women and drugs,and just squander the rest.

LOL. I'd empty my credit cards and give it to my wife.

[tropo]

2 minutes ago, JJGreen said:

20,000 baht limit a day....60,000 baht

Bank transfers are quick these days.

[Khon Kaen Dave]

Ive been saving up for ages knowing that this would happen one day.

[soalbundy]

book myself in to the most expensive hotel in BKK, charge food and drink to the room, die in luxury and leave them with the bill

[tomyumchai]

Well, im sure my chopper would be glowing like ET's finger after day 1 in ban chang so 2 more days on the beer should see me out.....

[smotherb]

1 hour ago, manfredtillmann said:

it really depends on how you know. who told you? why do you know?

most of us don't know when the last 3 come up, good, perhaps, makes it easier. just die and be gone.

some here might know, or have an idea - but most of them would have known for some time before.

it is hypothetical, in every respect.

 

There's the better question. Would you want to know when you are going to die and why do you want to know?

[manfredtillmann]

14 minutes ago, smotherb said:

There's the better question. Would you want to know when you are going to die and why do you want to know?

while i don't know the exact date i do know that it will happen in the next 15 years or so. with the last 5 not being worth living, so i'll probably pull the plug before 2026.

it is liberating and - in a strange way - rewarding to know that you do not have to make provisions for life after 75.

 

 

[DipStick]

25 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

book myself in to the most expensive hotel in BKK, charge food and drink to the room, die in luxury and leave them with the bill

You obviously are rather green as are your likers, when you book into a hotel they take two swipes of your credit card  (one to cover the cost of the room during your stay ) and the second as a deposit on whatever you spend on such things as you suggest. In general it takes two days after you check out to get the deposit paid back into your CC account.

youare obviously not that experienced.

[212Roger]

That's an easy question, at least for me.  I'd hit Loi Kroh and have a threesome.  A girl, a ladyboy, and me.  I already did this on December 21, 2012.  Been there, done that.  555

[smotherb]

13 minutes ago, manfredtillmann said:

while i don't know the exact date i do know that it will happen in the next 15 years or so. with the last 5 not being worth living, so i'll probably pull the plug before 2026.

it is liberating and - in a strange way - rewarding to know that you do not have to make provisions for life after 75.

 

 

I don't know the date either, but I would like to know. I'm almost 72 and still enjoy doing what men 30 years younger than I do. So, I hope to go well beyond 75, but no assurances.

[hobobo]

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A beach in Southwrn athaialnd could be the place to sit and watch the final sun go down

Don't worry mate, it won't be painful - judging by your spelling at the end of your post, the painkillers (drugs?) are working already!

[JJGreen]

1 hour ago, hobobo said:

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A beach in Southwrn athaialnd could be the place to sit and watch the final sun go down

judging by your spelling at the end of your post, the painkillers (drugs?) are working already!

Thanks dude...not sure what thw dorum would do without the spelling Polic3

[Khon Kaen Dave]

Bugger! i forgot about a ladyboy, Can i have 4 days and go to the Bank for a loan?

[bazza40]

I wouldn't be buying green bananas. I think an alcoholic stupor would do nicely. Sex can be overrated.

[DipStick]

17 minutes ago, JJGreen said:

Thanks dude...not sure what thw dorum would do without the spelling Polic3

Very seriously, other posters have picked you up on strange listings. Are you sure you are ok,  does alcohol impair your brain and reactions .my man, so many posters  oppose you, is that the way this forum should work ... And judging your terminology, why are you in Thailand, for those who remember it was Vietnam who accepted foreign forces  not Porto ?Rico Come on wise up

[MissAndry]

I'd stay at home, watch some TV, wash my clothes and pack my bags ready for my next trip to the Philippines. Life is one long holiday for me, I'm only ever moving to my next holiday destination.

[happynthailand]

I think the best 3 days left i would buy 1kg of weed

 

smoke the shit out of it

 

at least I'd go happy and mellow,can't think of a better way to go

 

stoned to the bone,and some good stoner music

 

 

 

 

 

[White Christmas13]

4 hours ago, mankondang said:

Apply for an extension.