how to dress to impress Thai ladies in Pattaya ?

[returnofthailand]

seriously what is the best dress to impress women? Fireman uniform, Zimbabwe military,...? or just wear a tanga and a wig through walking street?

[anotheruser]

flip flops and wifebeaters

 

[gk10002000]

Don't forget the gold chain necklace with a medallion the size of a manhole cover.  But seriously, hairy farang armpits probably are not at the top of the list.  A shirt with a collar, some footwear other than the 100 baht looking flip flops.  Hobbit feet probably don't make the top ten either. 

[anotheruser]

[onemorechang]

this may work

 

 

[onemorechang]

This is the get up , 100%

score every time.

 

 

 

[slipperylobster]

No need to impress, just tip and undress.

 

 

 

Edited September 9, 2016 by slipperylobster

[Merylhighground]

I'd dress like the the OP does in an 'open wallet' stance as he parades down Walking St. like a 'real 'expat' with his 'wife and her 'brothers' holding his pension book out in front of him as his 'family' skim in daily...though he'll point out various 'FaLang' in his ridiculous attempt to be 'Thai'

[i claudius]

I dont need to dress to impress ,with my body , godlike looks and air of sophisticated grace , the women just swoon at my feet .

but the wife wont let me out by myself , she says i just get lost ..

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

The clothes probably won't impress but loosing excess weight and taking a shower before you go out will elevate you above the ranks of the also rans. 

[JHolmesJr]

Everyone has their own style….just lose all facial hair…unless you've got soft gay, boy-band stubble.

 

Pro tip: smell good.

[thaibeachlovers]

However you dress have a very large bulge in your wallet pocket. Sure to impress every time. It might also help to pad out the existing notes with pieces of paper cut to size .

 

Seriously, when I saw the title I thought someone was taking the piss. This is Pattaya, not Monte Carlo.

[bbi1]

21 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

However you dress have a very large bulge in your wallet pocket. Sure to impress every time. It might also help to pad out the existing notes with pieces of paper cut to size .

 

Seriously, when I saw the title I thought someone was taking the piss. This is Pattaya, not Monte Carlo.

Pattaya is the Monte Carlo of Thailand lol

[bbi1]

On 10/09/2016 at 2:50 AM, gk10002000 said:

Don't forget the gold chain necklace with a medallion the size of a manhole cover.  But seriously, hairy farang armpits probably are not at the top of the list.  A shirt with a collar, some footwear other than the 100 baht looking flip flops.  Hobbit feet probably don't make the top ten either. 

Actually, the Africans her who dress like they're Pimpin' it up pretending to be African American with all their gold & bling bling seem to do well with the Thai chicks of the night. So do the Arabs Pimpin' it up with a similar style.

[The manic]

Hi so girls will never be impressed by a Farang but bar girls simply do not care at all.

[The manic]

On 9/11/2016 at 11:09 AM, bbi1 said:

Actually, the Africans her who dress like they're Pimpin' it up pretending to be African American with all their gold & bling bling seem to do well with the Thai chicks of the night. So do the Arabs Pimpin' it up with a similar style.

I do well with Thai bar girls - we all do! That's why we are here. You just have to pay them whatever your age - colour or body weight!

[Deli]

Wrap yourself in 100 Dollar bills and the job is done

[elgenon]

The warning about facial hair is so last century. The girls have become more international. I've never had a problem.

[elgenon]

The girls are doing more silicone. Yuck! if you want to, add silicone to your wallet.

[Adeeos]

Show up naked,   bring $$$

[AdamRich]

On 9/10/2016 at 2:19 AM, JHolmesJr said:

Everyone has their own style….just lose all facial hair…unless you've got soft gay, boy-band stubble.

 

Pro tip: smell good.

Oyster sauce good or durian good?

[klauskunkel]

don't dress to impress. dress to arouse!

[overherebc]

A perfect example designed for home, beach or bar. 

[happy Joe]

Not complicated.

You observe how the Americans are dressed and you do exactly the opposite ...

                                             

[Jedsada3]

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how to dress to impress Thai ladies in Pattaya ?

 

Are there Thai ladies in Pattaya??

[AlQaholic]

Like this.......

[realenglish1]

Girls in Pattaya OMG

[Peter Pattaya]

On 10/09/2016 at 3:50 AM, gk10002000 said:

Don't forget the gold chain necklace with a medallion the size of a manhole cover.  But seriously, hairy farang armpits probably are not at the top of the list.  A shirt with a collar, some footwear other than the 100 baht looking flip flops.  Hobbit feet probably don't make the top ten either. 

Don't forget to wear a wallet fatter than buffalo! 

[Peter Pattaya]

Well they dress as girls! 

[overherebc]

5 minutes ago, Peter Pattaya said:

Don't forget to wear a wallet fatter than buffalo! 

 

I do know one guy who has a wallet that is stuffed with twenty baht notes and a couple of 500 baht notes at each end of the twenties.